what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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