3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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