was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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