Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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