Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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