okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
