I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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