Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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