yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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