I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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