Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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