Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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