There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I am mentally ready for anal.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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