I want to stick my p in your. b.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Im part way to drunk.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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