He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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