Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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