So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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