Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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