they need to just BURY HIM!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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