just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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