Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I party with great urgency now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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