I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would ride that face into the sunset
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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