Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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