I'm really into asian looking animals
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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