I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
then he tried to convert me to islam
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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