After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
handjob tips. give me some.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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