If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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