this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize