The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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