you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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