I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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