Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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