Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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