There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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