you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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