Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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