The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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