You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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