i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I lost the right to judge tonight
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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