I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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