ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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