I think I am morally bankrupt
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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