Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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