Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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