I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
