I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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