I wanna passion pit in your ass
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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