Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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