who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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