hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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