are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
