I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize