Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
