on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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