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what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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