I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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